last night...

explained in a bulletin from Tatiana:

Help me say "Hasta La Vista" to Buffalo in $tyle! One Night Only, Featuring an Unforgiving set by those All-Summer-Night GlowRing-Cicada-Haze Party Rockers: FASHION EXPO 1990!
Come help ignite the Solar Flare of My Exiting! Nobody said you can't treat yourself once in a while...

Details: Music by Fashion Expo 1990/BYODM (Bring Your Own Dirty Martini's)/Bryan in a Dress(?)/More Men w/o Pants/Sensual Excess/The Profane Pleasures of Material Existence/Couple People Kissing Probably...

112 elmwood, go in the south side of the building and take the stairs, you fucking retard.

McBush.

bully hill.

i had the best time visiting kris at bhv. her house is beautiful. her wine is delicious. her friends are silly:
i think my favorite part was sitting in unmowed grass, looking out over keuka lake and talking about regular stuff. we don't have stars in buffalo. thanks fer sharing yers, k!

i'm happy that it's summertime. i put my vegetable plants out on the porch. the wind wrecked two of my tomato plants but the peppers are thriving. i also love summertime clothes though i'm currently only a plate of nachos away from obese. for those of you who have to see me in shorts: i'm sorry... i was very hungry after my last diet.

i watched 'the invasion.' you know, with nicole kidman. it was a lot like the body snatchers movie except that these aliens can only take over your body if you fall asleep. nice twist, i thought. i'm really excited for that new shyamalan movie, 'the happening.' comes out the thirteenth of june. friday the thirteenth. eep! watch the trailer! spooky, right?

also: double dose of LOST this thursday. can't wait for that. why can hurley see charley? why does kate have claire's baby? why is jack such a lush?? ahh!?

the onion

Desperate Hillary To Obama: 'Next Vote Wins'

May 19, 2008 | Issue 44•21

WASHINGTON—Significantly trailing Sen. Barack Obama in delegates, Sen. Hillary Clinton made a last-ditch effort to settle the hotly contested presidential race Monday, when she loudly shouted a proposal that the candidate who gets the next vote wins the Democratic nomination. "All sides have battled long and hard, and now it is time to take up a fair and impartial method for deciding this: next vote takes all," Clinton said, adding that she was crossing her fingers behind her back to ensure that the electoral process is allowed to take its course. "Although I am open to discussing the feasibility of implementing a best-two-out-of-three policy, it has become clear the only way to settle this historic campaign is whoever can run to that door first—go!" Members of the Obama campaign disputed the results of the footrace, pointing out that the Illinois senator had long ago called for ace of black magic times infinity with no backsies.

thrift in liverpool

done with school!

finished this semester. pfffffhh. saw my 311 prof this morning to review my portfolio. i'd been worrying endlessly about this class. when i got to my meeting i basically started to cry. wow, right? she said that i "disengaged" at the end of the semester. i told her that i hadn't meant to. i don't think she believed me. oh well. i hope i dont get a C. fizzle.

it was my dad's surprise 50th birthday party this past weekend. super fun! i love golfing. i love mom and dad. mike got a job at the lexington co-op. i get 19% off my grooceries too! he says if i break up with him he's taking back the discount. meanie. the other night a friend of my mom's said that her daughter's favorite teacher is named mr. meaney. how great is that???

on my way to syracuse i put my mc donalds cup down on my leg and when i picked it up there was a happy face shaped water mark on my blue jeans. i think the divine being smiled at me a little. a little, "hey wats up grrl?!"

"hey" to you too.